1. Zoe Foster Blake shares a gorgeous tribute to Hamish and Andy on their final day of radio.
Today, Friday the 1st of December, will forever more be known as the ‘National Day of Mourning for The Hamish and Andy Show‘. The Australian people practically demand it.
And to honour the very, very important occasion, Zoe Foster-Blake has shared the bloody best tribute her husband’s radio show that’s dominated the airwaves, and no doubt their relationship, for over a decade.
“I befriended these rascals in 2004, and was instantly charmed by their (razor sharp but always gentle) wit, friendship, dedication to fun, camaraderie and fantastic hair,” Zoe captioned possibly the best throwback pic our beady eyes have ever seen.
“Today @hamishandandy do their last radio show, and for all of us who have gigged and snorted in the car as Hamish and Andy (and Jack!) joyfully, wholeheartedly entertained us, I say: thank you, exceptional work, and we’ll miss you. (I mean, I won’t personally miss them, I will probably see waaaay more of them now, too much, even… Andy will probably bloody move in for godsakes, but I will miss the SHOW.)”
After acknowledging the duo’s awesome team and commitment to fun, Zoe also gave us a shred of hope to cuddle while we’re in the fetal position tonight.
“I have a hunch this isn’t the last time they’ll do radio together, (and by hunch I mean I’ve accepted multiple bribes to enable it) but for now: we love you, boys. You’re total aural sunbeams.”
Dear Lord, we hope so. But for now, Bravo Hamish and Andy. Bravo.
2. Jessica Simpson posted a photo of her five-year-old daughter and the internet LOST ITS DAMN MIND.
Some people spend their time watching Netflix and wondering what to cook for dinner. Others like to troll celebrity Instagram accounts and offer unsolicited (and usually rude) parenting advice.
It was the latter group who decided to have a go at Jessica Simpson for the unforgivable crime of letting her five-year-old daughter play with makeup. These must, of course, be the same people who never ever wanted to be ‘just like mummy’ and try on her dresses or makeup.
In the photo, Jess and Maxwell are showing off the lippy they just tried on, visiting a makeup store on their “Mummy-daughter day”.