Yesterday, Zoe Foster-Blake had one of those days. Fortunately, rather than hide under a hat (or rock), she decided to share on Instagram her emergency steps for banishing BHDs for good.
Step 1: Have a big, drooling beast of a work day and also flat stupid hair just to compound things, even though you are heading out and need it to pull its godamn finger out. Step 2: Quickly tong in waves all over. (I used @evohair Icon Welder then @ghdhair Creative Curl Wand.) Be lazy, random, fast; ignore the fact they are flat and bridesmaidy. Let them set/cool for 10 minutes. Step 3: Sprinkle or puff volume powder/dust all over, (I used @bhavehair gun powder cos I like the little nozzle for sneaking in underneath layers) and not just the scalp, but the mid-lengths to ends to get grit and body and texture in there, too. Massage in with fingers. Step 4: Celebrate better hair with self-conscious, slightly moronic expression. Feel smug knowing it will be good for a couple of days. Step 5: Have some chips (Light and Tangy preferably) cos you’ve earned them.
Step 1. Acceptance
The first? Acknowledging you have a problem.
“Have a big, drooling beast of a work day and also flat stupid hair just to compound things even though you are heading out and need it to pull its godamn finger out,” she wrote. We feel you, Zoe.