I have some news and it is a matter of urgency.
We all know Zac Efron. He has… he has the face.
And also the body. And he is also a sexy dancer and sexy singer and sexy actor and seems genuinely funny which is very rare.
Recently, I interviewed him (I'm still suspicious of why anyone trusted me with that opportunity), and was profoundly disappointed when he didn't appear to fall in love with me and want to start our life together.
But guys, it's okay.
Because now, it turns out he has a brother. Technically he's had a brother for 25 years, but the Daily Mail only told me yesterday which makes this new information.