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This is what you were probably like in Year 9. (Hint: we weren't that cool.)

Remember those heady days of Year 9?

It was a time when pashing your crush at the school disco while wearing a feather boa meant you were so worldly.

When getting smashed off three raspberry Vodka Cruisers your best friend’s older brother bought for you was, like, the most epic thing ever.

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And your totally lame parents just didn’t get you and all your angsty, important EMOTIONS.

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Actually, in hindsight, we were all pretty revolting when were in Year 9.

Which is the point behind this hilarious twitter account Year 9 Banter, which allows you to revisit that special kid of cringe-worthy hell that was Year 9.

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It turns out that kids in Year 9 are pretty much out of control. Or at least they think they are. All in an entirely gormless and hilarious way.

Take these guys, for example. They’re being so whacky:

And Jess – she won’t let The Man get her down:

And Abbie? Well, she is just taking all social and cultural mores and throwing them out the window:

And then there’s this bad-ass 14 year old. Whoa, Photoshopped vodka is hard core:

Calm down, Darsheel:

Let’s face it. It was a stupid time.

Oh, to be young again.

Catch more hilarious Year 9 banter here: