If you’re looking for sex advice – or even just advice on how the whole anatomy thing even works – we suggest you steer clear of women’s magazines and maybe talk to a science teacher instead.
We asked and had a bit of a dig around, and this is some of the worst sex advice that’s ever been printed on paper. We recommend you don’t. Just. Don’t.
“Put an ice cube in your mouth to give a blow job.”
Does any guy actually enjoy this?
“For a hand job, pretend you are juicing a lemon on the tip.”
Ouch. Also, something to think about the next time you’re squeezing lemons.
"Look up at him while you're giving him a blow job."
Um sure, if you want to crick your neck.
"Have sex standing up against a wall."