Are you stuck for ideas on what to get that person you really, really hate for Christmas?
Then look no further, because finance guru David ‘Kochie’ Koch (a.k.a. the co-host of breakfast television show Sunrise) is here to help.
In his latest column for The Daily Telegraph, Kochie compiled a helpful list of gifts that will “change someone’s life” this Christmas by “giving them the tools to better look after their finances”.
I think what Kochie meant to write was “here are some gifts that will make all of your friends and family hate you for the rest of eternity”.
Don’t believe me?
One of the suggestions on his list of 10 – YES, TEN – financial-themed presents is a will.
Yep, Kochie wants you to organise somebody else's will for them just in time for the festive season.
Who doesn't like being served up a fresh reminder of their mortality alongside their Christmas turkey?
LOLZ. MERRY CHRISTMAS MUM. (Also, I took the liberty of bequeathing myself all of your stuff...)
Another one of Kochie's
terrible helpful present ideas is to book someone in for an appointment with a financial planner.