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Watch the awkward speech again here. Go on. You know you want to. Post continues after video.

But talking about taking Viagra and masturbating in front of your best mate aside,

1. The kebab shop meeting turned threesome.

Best man hoped the wedding would make it into the groom’s ‘top 3 lifetime moments’. Current top 3 were;

3) when his football team got promoted 2) [totally escapes me] 1) when he walked into a kebab shop, met 2 ladies & ended up having a 3some with them

Groom’s Mum was horrified

— Ed Williams (@edwilliams88) December 19, 2018

2. Friends who watch porn together.

3. The detail you should never (ever) bring up.

4. Second time lucky.

Went to a wedding where groom was getting married for 2nd time, not long after 1st.

BM gets up: ‘Well, welcome back everyone.’

— Ed Barker (@edbarkerpig) December 20, 2018

5. Never talk about pooping your pants. Y’know, as a rule.

6. The worst best man speech

And this one from Twitter user @_drane takes the wedding cake for worst (and most tone-deaf) best man speech. Ever:

“Years back my mate’s Dad had a heart attack 3 days before wedding so couldn’t give her away on the day. The best man said ‘sorry Ray can’t be here but that’s the way it goes’. The entire top table burst out crying.”

*Shudder*

What’s the worst wedding speech you’ve ever heard? Let us know in the comments.