‘Tis the season for work Christmas parties, which, paradoxically, are your chance to both impress your employer and enjoy some hard earned bevvies with your workmates.
The trick is finding the balance. And pacing yourself.
To help you nail it this year, we’ve put together a handy survival guide to get you from first vino to final over the top cocktail, with your dignity (mostly) intact.
Step 1: Look your best, you’re a bloody professional.
I think we’re all familiar with the old adage “dress to impress”, being off the clock is no excuse for looking like a slob.
Your work Christmas party is the perfect opportunity to floor your colleagues with your impeccable grooming, flawless table manners and perfectly quaffed hair.
Step 2: Get drunk, not too drunk.
Having a few drinks will calm your nerves, increase your confidence and have you feeling like a 10/10 babe. That’s just science.
Make sure you take it slow though, this is a marathon, not a sprint and no one wants to be the drunk guy at the Chrissy party.
Step 3: Pick a buddy.
Pair up. Choose wisely though, you’re looking for a partner in crime that’s going to have your back for the whole day.
They need stamina, just the right amount of snark and absolutely no other plans.
Step 4: Pack your phone charger.
Your smart phone is your ticket out of there. It’s your Uber home. It’s your post-party hook up.
It’s you selfie-taker. It’s your memory maker. How else will you capture that blurry group shot? Or the embarrassing piccy of your new buddy?