Ok, so here’s the thing.
There is a lady in America (where else?) who, erm, lifts things with her vagina.
Yes, you read that correctly: she LIFTS things with her VAGINA.
44-year-old Kim Anami is a self-professed “Vaginal Kung Fu Master,” and has gone viral (poor choice of word) this week with her unconventional weight-lifting skills. To be specific, Kim has strengthened and trained her vaginal muscles to be able to lift everything from surfboards to mangoes. Oh honey, that’s just the TIP of the vaginally-suspended iceberg. We highly recommend you take a moment to peruse Kim’s aesthetically-beautiful-but-conceptually-confusing Instagram account, where you can see her lift the following objects with her coochie with the hashtag #thingsIliftwithmyvagina. (LOL)