Once upon a time, someone somewhere decided pretending women don’t poo is a thing we do.
From running across the road to the service station to sneaking out in the middle of the night, it seems some women have been finding creative ways to hide their bowel movements from potential love interests for years.
It was this endeavour that put one woman in a very awkward situation – specifically, stuck between two windows trying to catch her poo because “it would not flush”.
The woman in question was on a date with one Liam Smith when she presumably felt the need ‘to go’. But after discovering the toilet was blocked, she panicked.
After rustling up the courage to explain to her date that she tried to erase the evidence by throwing it out the window and into the garden, the pair agreed the best thing to do would be to find and bin it. Only it didn’t go to plan.
“Unfortunately, owing to a design quirk of my house, the toilet window does not in fact open to the garden, but instead into a narrow gap of about a foot and a half,” the student explained explained on his GoFundMe page.
“It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo.”