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The woman with 34M melon-crushing breasts gets surgery.

“The first thing I noticed about Susan were her very large breasts.The second thing I noticed about Susan were her very large breasts.”

A woman with 34M breasts is the latest patient to undergo corrective plastic surgery on popular E! Network show, Botched.

Susan Sykes, 53, shot to fame by using her enormous breasts to crush various objects, such as Watermelons and cans.

It’s a niche career choice, sure.

According to Huffington Post, her breasts have earned her enough to buy a small island and a strip club.

Have a look at through some of her memorable moments, here (Post continues after gallery):

But, spoiler alert: Sykes doesn’t appear in Botched in order to get a breast reduction.

Instead, she went under the knife to correct a botched liposuction procedure which left her with a ‘shelf’, according to Daily Mail.

Luckily for the Doctors on the show, Dr. Paul Nassif and Dr. Terry Dubrow, they were treated to a sneak-peek of Sykes’ performance, completely free of charge!

According to Daily Mail, Dr Nassif was also surprised about her choice to keep her large assets, saying, “The first thing I noticed about Susan were her very large breasts. The second thing I noticed about Susan were her very large breasts. Basically I thought that she was coming to have something fixed with her breasts.”

Sykes first became widely known in 2008 when she appeared on America’s Got Talent and wowed the judges with the breast performance of her career (puns!).

We would say don’t try this at home, but we don’t really think anyone would anyway.

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