They say when it comes to finding the one, you just know.
Case closed. End of story. Let’s all live happily ever after.
No, we’re not relationship experts. We’ve also never met either James or Stu. Or Sophie, for that matter. Details.
But when it comes over-analysing the highly-produced and wildly unrealistic goings on in the Bach mansion, we know our sh*t.
Which brings us to our point: Sophie, if you’re reading, let’s go through all the reasons we hope to God you’re loved up with James right now.
*If you picked Stu, that’s so fine, just quickly chuck a Blake Garvey, no one will notice…
Aside from being able to change your car tyres and do your taxes – which are definitely things you can also do for yourself, if you want – there’s one blindingly obvious reason to chose the 31-year-old accountant over the 44-year-old ‘publican’.
BECAUSE HE’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.