It looks like I have competition for the position of president of The Bachelorette‘s Chad Johnson’s fan club.
You’re probably asking yourself, who could possibly enjoy watching that peacock his way into the cultural zeitgeist more than me?
Who could love that perfectly imperfect beard-wearing, psychotic tune-whistling, cold cut and raw sweet-potato eater more than someone who recaps The Bachelorette every week?
The answer is there’s only one person in the world who could be a bigger Chad Johnson fan than me.
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“So I finally watched the show at my sisters.. Holy tits now I understand why some people hate me!” Chad, in accompaniment to an Instagram video, posted Tuesday night. “Haha but some parts were hilarious too. LOL”
In the video, shot by his sister Tiffany Johnson, Chad casually lounges on a couch, watching himself, and laughing at his own attempts to “help” JoJo by giving her a break from all the “immature” guys trying to woo her—as if they are on some kind of reality show where the point is to woo her. Such a selfless guy.