This week The New York Times published an investigation of epic proportions.

It’s February – winter in the Northern Hemisphere, and Washington D.C is certainly not tropical.

But as seasons (and chief of staffs) change, one thing has remained constant: President Donald Trump’s sun

bed

-kissed skin.

This ~orange hue~ has long been a source of speculation. Why is he that colour?HOWis he that colour?

But now, we finally have the answer. Straight from the White House – or at least, an anonymous administration official. Thank you,NY Times:

…

Oh. Wait.

“Good genes.”

That… is objectively not true. We have eyes (as does Trump – and his tan is curiously absent from the area around them).

In fact, we have a few theories that are 110% more likely reasons for the president’s ‘glow’.

Take your pick.