In just a few short hours, Australia will find out who won Matt Agnew’s heart in The Bachelor 2019 finale.
Do we care as much as we did about the Australian Survivor finale? No. But this is still important nonetheless.
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We think, nay, we KNOW we’ve cracked the code to figuring out who wins this whole darn thing.
And, guys, it involves science.
Every year, we revisit the Bachelor finale dress theory. You know, the Network 10 wardrobe decisions that are not coincidence, but strategically placed hints as to who will win the series. Allow us to explain.
In this year’s finale promo shot below, you can see both Chelsie and Abbie are wearing… dresses.