Who needs Britney when you have a cartoon?

As much as I wish I didn’t have to say this, I do love Britney’s song “Piece of Me”. Yes, I know this doesn’t say a lot for my musical tastes but they have never been particularly highbrow. This new single? I’m not so sure. But high five to her record company for thinking outside the square (or, the mental hospital) and finding a way to release a Britney video without Britney actually in it. Is it good? Oh no, it’s a shocker. But it’s still infinitely preferable than having to watch the girl herself writhe around in hot pants, ripped fishnets and those awful brown boots.

Break the Ice

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