1. The major role that will be missing from the royal wedding.
It’s getting to the point where literally all anyone is talking about is the royal wedding. What will Meghan wear? Who will her bridesmaids be? Is it appropriate for me to wear a tiara while I watch it on TV in two weeks time? (Yes).
The supposed matchmaker of the two, Jessica Mulroney, was rumoured to be taking the role, but a recent Kensington Palace briefing has just confirmed that isn’t the case – because the role will go unfilled.
Though many are probing for some scandalous reason behind the empty role, the truth of the matter is that Meghan couldn’t pick just one friend out of her close friendship group.
Instead, Meghan will dissect the traditional role of maid of honour, giving each of her close friends a special portion of the duties on the day of the wedding.
And rather than having bridesmaids, it has also been revealed she will only have children in her bridal party - likely including Prince George and Princess Charlotte.
The bride will be walked down the aisle by her father, Thomas Markle. Her mother, Doria Ragland, will ride in the car with Meghan to Windsor Castle on the morning of the wedding.
Proof that she truly is a modern royal, here are all the other royal rules that Meghan Markle has broken:
2. Gust of wind hits Jasmine Yarbrough's dress. Must be pregnant.
It's a tale as old as time, and according to a certain publication, it surely means Jasmine Yarbrough and Karl Stefanovic are expecting.
Attending a friend's wedding in Perth's Rottnest Island, fans were quick to jump on the "oh my word... she's pregnant" bandwagon after the 34-year-old shared a photo with her partner. Yarbrough, wearing a floral peplum dress, likely had a gust of wind blow while the photo was taken, and because we can't VERY SPECIFICALLY see her SMALL AND UNPREGNANT waistline, there was only one conclusion to be drawn.
Other commentators, however, were quick to point out the glass of wine in her hand - which we all know is a pregnancy no-no, however neither party have confirmed, nor denied the rumours.
Karl Stefanovic and Jasmine Yarbrough had a commitment ceremony. Here's why. Post continues after audio.
3. Married at First Sight's Tracey Jewel is deeply "upset" that an intimate photo she sent Dean has been leaked.
Daily Mail Australia published the photo on Sunday, but it is not yet unclear how it was obtained. Jewel says the photo was sent to her ex “husband” Dean Wells during the initial phase of their relationship.
“Dean said it wasn’t him… but I’m disappointed and upset that it’s public,” Tracey told Yahoo 7 in an interview on Sunday.
The selfie was sent to Dean along with messages that were made public by New Idea at the start of the year, but the image was not published.
“I’m surprised it didn’t happen earlier,” Tracey admitted.
4. Kendall Jenner just wore a see-through dress and... goodness.
Kendall Jenner, 22, attended Tiffany and Co’s Paper Flowers event in New York last Tuesday, wearing the brand's jewellery, her brother-in-law's popular Yeezy branded heels, and a translucent Elie Saab mini dress.
The model wasn't wearing a bra underneath, and honestly, all we want in life is to be able to go out without a bra and look like that ^^^
Kendall was joined at the event by many other famous faces like Greta Gerwig, Michelle Williams, Maddie Ziegler, Doutzen Croes, and Elle Fanning.
5. Roxy Jacenko has shared photos from Hunter’s birthday and you’ve never seen anything like it.
Hunter Curits, son of PR heavyweight Roxy Jacenko, has turned four today and we're just going to go out on a limb and say that the combined cost of his two (yes, two) birthday parties was probably more than all your childhood parties combined.
There were two intensely themed birthday parties, two three-tiered cakes the size of the birthday boy himself, a heck of a lot of helium balloons and a party bag worth probably somewhere in the triple digits. For reference, the bag itself was worth nearly $50 alone.
You can read more about the fancy trimmings of Hunter's birthday here.
Cut the crap.