I have a theory pls.
You see, today is the finale of The Bachelorette.
On tonight’s episode, Ali Oetjen will choose between Todd King and Taite Radley… and then they’ll live happily ever after.
Except… they won’t.
Ali is 100 per cent not with the man she chooses tonight.
I know this because I have evidence and facts and also wild theories that I just feel in my waters and I need to share them.
My very solid theory is that Ali chooses Taite tonight and that Taite is just not that keen. Now, three to six months later, they’re no longer together.
Lemme break it down for you:
1. Ali has NEVER said she’s found love on the show.
In all her media appearances, before and during the show, Ali has never confirmed whether she’s actually found love on the show. She’s always dodged the question or given vague answers.
When yours truly spoke to her on the day of the first episode, she told me she was “happy” and “at peace” and “singing in the promo” and then she started… singing.
But at no point did she say, “Yes I have found a lovely fella and we’re in the process of having 4984596 babies.”
This is… weird. In all the other seasons – except the Honey Badger’s – the bachelor/bachelorette has confirmed they did find someone on the show.
Clare and Jessie Stephens dissect the latest episode on Bach Chat…
2. There’s a lot of tears in the promo.
In the promo for the finale episode, Ali has quite a… cry.