What a headline! What a hook! Are you nervous? We are. We're freaking out and we're the ones that wrote this. The suspense!
Okay. Before we start, can we please get a show of hands for those who are still hanging onto underwear that's, like, eight years old (+++)?
You know, the pair that were your 'good' underwear and have now leveled up and made it to the 'period' underwear status because they're comfy AF and may or may not have some cute stars on them or something?
You might want to take a seat for this one.
Because apparently your underwear actually has an expiration date... and we need to talk about it.
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