If you’re new to this regular weekly post, it’s where we get to brag and confess to what we’re feeling particularly proud about and particularly guilty about.
SMUG: I cleaned out my entire wardrobe and folded every thing in every drawer.
Even bras. EVEN SOCKS. Won’t last but it’s topping my Smug list for want of anything more impressive.
CRAP: I have stopped forgetting to swear in front of my eldest child. Not AT anyone. Just general, descriptive swearing. Mummy has a potty mouth.