Image: New Girl/FOX.
If you’ve never had a fringe before, chances are you’ve seriously considered getting one. I’m willing to bet you got the urge after watching a Zooey Deschanel movie, having spent the whole time admiring her perfectly manicured bangs.
Regardless of what prompts the decision, the experience of having a fringe snipped in doesn’t always align with expectations. In fact, the emotional aftermath can be nothing short of turbulent.
Here, in order of appearance, are the stages of New Fringe Acceptance.
Stage 1: “I’m Zooey Deschanel.”
Welcome to fringe heaven. You’ve emerged from the salon with bangs that are not only bangin’, but clean, shiny, and styled exactly like the model/celebrity in the photo you showed your hairdresser*. Life with a fringe is sunshine and puppies! Why would anyone warn you against this?
*Alternatively, your stylist completely butchered the fringe, in which case you’re probably crying in front of the mirror right now. Yeah, I’ve been there too. Condolences.
Stage 2: Polite confusion.
It's Day One P.F. (Post Fringe) and you've awoken to find your sleek new forehead curtain plastered against your sweaty, post-slumber face. Hmm. You try jujging it with your fingers and heat-styling it, to no avail. Despite your valiant efforts it's simply not sitting the way it did yesterday.
Well, this is... weird? you think to yourself, but then figure it'll probably bounce back up in an hour or so. Your new fringe wouldn't betray you like this. You have faith.
Stage 3: Mourning.
You don't want to admit it out loud, but you kind of miss your old hair. You're learning the hard way that you can no longer wash n' wear like you used to. You're also waving goodbye to the ease of 'Day Two Hair', because it's become abundantly clear that fringes get real dirty, real fast. (Post continues after gallery.)