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After

I’m a bit lost for words here so I’m going to let the website for Babybangs.com (‘bangs’ means ‘fringe’ in Americanese) explain this BIZARRE concept:

Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl’s (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!! It’s quick, easy and baby barely knows it’s there. Each Baby Bangs! HAIR+band has been made using only the finest ribbons and fabrics, PLUS our Baby Bangs! come to you pre-customized & size appropriate, cut, styled and ready for immediate wear. The wispy hair strands have been arranged in the cutest most adorable elfish coiffure!

I’m so relieved. Now no parent need wait for their baby girl’s hair to, like, grow. They can go straight from the maternity ward to hair accessories. Because that’s the point of having a baby, isn’t it?

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