What’s the weirdest TV storyline to ever grace our tellies?
Round the Twist: When Pete got pregnant to a tree.
Okay, so Round the Twist wasn’t exactly realistic, but you can’t tell me that a teenager getting preggo to a ‘tree spirit’ isn’t freaking crazy.
My favourite part? He was impregnated after urinating on his tree lover’s base. Perhaps a PSA in disguise to deter male youths from public urination?
Do I also remember correctly that he gave birth to an adorable green baby by burping?
Watch another insane plot-line from Round the Twist below (post continues after video).
Neighbours: The time they tried to be ethnically diverse. And failed epically.
Remember the time Neighbours tried to include people of colour – but ended up implying that Asian people eat family dogs instead?
I swear, the poor Lims could not catch a freakin’ break.
The accents. The outfits. The acting. It’s all so spectacularly bad… but so damn good.
Watch this snippet from the Neighbours episode below (post continues after video).
Offspring: Darcy Proudman… you are NOT the father.
If you thought an obstetrician would connect the dots between blood types and biology before she reaches her late twenties, you thought wrong.
Now I love Offspring, but Nina/Neens Proudman discovering Darcy was not her biological father was about as cliched as having Patrick reappear as a ghost throughout season five.