No matter how intelligent or self-aware you are in your approach to romance, the truth iseveryonehas some weird crushes. Even just one.

You know the kind – one minute the thought of someone is making you weak at the knees, and the next it’s making you vom a little in your mouth.

Why do we sometimes fall in love with cartoon characters and creepy old librarians? Nobody knows.

The best way to recover from a weird crush, of course, is to hear about other people’s even weirder crushes – which is why the Mamamia Team have selflessly offered up their own terrible stories to make you feel better.

You’re welcome.

What’s the weirdest crush you’ve ever had?