“Rejected wedding dress seeks lasting love and holy matrimony.” I’m already crying…

In a timely reminder that inanimate objects have feelings too, a jilted wedding dress has penned her own heartbreaking eBay description.

The beautiful Diane von Furstenberg dress was meant to float down the aisle at New York City Hall, complemented by a bouquet of Lily of the Valley and a glowing young bride.

But she never got the chance.

Devastating.

“When my owner put on a dress just like me in Selfridges, she knew I was the one so she ordered me online and had me delivered to her husband-to-be in Brooklyn,” the description reads. “When I arrived, she kept me sealed in my box so nothing could ruin me.”

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Unfortunately things didn’t work out with husband-to-be, and the big day was called off.

“Then they split up,” the dress writes. “And she kept me in the box. Because she couldn’t bear to look at me.

“I am a constant reminder to her of what could have been. So she wants to sell me.”

You’re breaking my heart, little dress. You’re breaking my heart.

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Happily, a new owner was eventually found for the dress and bride-to-be-but-wasn’t ended up with an extra 1,150 pounds to help mend her broken heart.

If you ask me, they’re both better off without that asshole.

The listing can be read in all its heart-wrenching glory below:

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