Pets in the Kardashian household come and go like boyfriends.
Cute pictures of them are littered all over social media – and if they’re lucky, they may even pop up in an episode or two of Keeping Up With The Kardashians – and then, POOF, they’re never heard from again.
Kim Kardashian has posted a definitive list of her family’s many, MANY pets on her personal website, detailing what happened to each of them.
She's revealed she's not "the biggest animal person" and doesn't "die to constantly have a pet", which basically means she's a total monster who gains no joy from being surrounded by a bunch of puppies. WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU, KIM?!
"I thought it would be fun to give you guys the rundown on all our pets over the years," she writes on her site.