Sometimes, I think back to all the ridiculous things I did for boys when I was younger and cringe.
Societal expectations, insecurities, pressure from peers, and a serious lack of impulse control mingled together to create the perfect storm for doing dumb things to make guys notice me. The ways I have attempted to impress boys still fills me with embarrassment and pity for my younger self, to this day.
While the list could go on forever, here is a sampling of gloriously shameful ways I have tried to be the “cool girl,” which I will definitely never ever do again:
1. Drinking a pitcher of fruit punch at summer camp on a dare, because the boy I liked chimed in with a “do it.”
The shame for this one was swift, as I vomited in front of said boy immediately afterwards, and took the next obvious step of crying uncontrollably in front of the whole camp while covered in my own bright pink filth.
2. Wearing uncomfortable lingerie beneath a trench coat in freaking public.
Who am I? Corinne from The Bachelor? This is not a thing you need to do for guys.
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LOL No 7 was awesome, how far was it - I need to know now.
I usually measure on a room by room basis and measure cracked plaster board to verify my results, a test on an open desert road has me intrigued now.
I once asked an Irishman if he could check if my indicators were working.
He said: "Yes they are, no they're not, yes they are, no they're not ..."
No. 7 is pretty funny. So, how did you rate his bass, from 1 to Sick?
This post made me think of this Brissy band's song, which I'll have to put on the playlist for my daughters soon.
https://www.youtube.com/wat...