
Literally just 17 tweets that are absolutely guaranteed to blow your goddamn mind.
Hello.
Yes.
People are trying to blow other people’s minds on Twitter and consider my mind thoroughly…blown.
You see,
The people…delivered.
Here are some of the best responses:
1.
#BlowMindsWithATweet the word “bed” looks like a bed
— Fluffy (@NotoriousFluffy) November 21, 2018
2.
#BlowMindsWithATweet If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner… and you yourself become a vacuum cleaner. pic.twitter.com/vxLYailUC9
— Dave (@DraftieDawson) November 21, 2018
3.
The longest word you can type using only your left hand is “sweaterdresses”
— Shari Bee (@Lavendermee3) November 21, 2018
4.
#BlowMindsWithATweet When you look at your eyeball in a mirror: You’re looking at what you’re looking at with what you’re looking at.
— Danniel (@TheRealDanniel) November 25, 2018
5.
You will never be the same…. #BlowMindsWithATweet pic.twitter.com/IXMDIf5DXc
— AnotherNativeNamedDavid (@DavidTheNative) November 21, 2018
6.
Arrow indicates the side to fill the tank on a car pic.twitter.com/UDsaAh8499
— Jeffrey Who? (@jljohnson27) November 22, 2018
7.
“Firefly” is the opposite of “waterfall”. #BlowMindsWithATweet
— TinaHansen (@MsFisterRoboto) November 21, 2018
8.
edam is the only cheese that is made backwards
— Richard Baxter (@NotThatRBaxter) November 21, 2018
9.
#BlowMindsWithATweet Otters hold hands while they sleep to avoid floating away from each other
— jen marie (@aslowriot) November 21, 2018
10.
A “lethal dose” of something is also a “lifetime supply”. #BlowMindsWithATweet
— TinaHansen (@MsFisterRoboto) November 21, 2018
11.
#BlowMindsWithATweet. Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton
— Elevatory McElevator (@AnElevat0r) November 21, 2018
12.
#BlowMindsWithATweet people who say they are stuck in traffic… NO…you ARE traffic @MidweekMinute @WillPresti
— michael greer (@mgreer423) November 21, 2018
13.
What you are really supposed to do with a Chinese takeout container. #BlowMindsWithATweet pic.twitter.com/yqn2Z2P3CS
— Jen’sGhost (@JenTusch2) November 21, 2018
14.
At this very microsecond, you are older than you have ever been
At this very microsecond, you are younger than you will ever be
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) November 21, 2018
15.
The ocean is not blue. It’s clear. It’s water. Just like the water in your glass. It only looks blue or grey because it reflects the sky color above. Blue ocean = blue sky. Grey ocean = overcast sky. And all the shades in between. #BlowMindsWithATweet
— Nancy Argyle (@Plan_Prep_Live) November 25, 2018
16.
If tomb is pronounced “toom”, and womb is pronounced “woom”, why isn’t bomb pronounced “boom”? #BlowMindsWithATweet
— Melissa Ceylan (@euflorium) November 21, 2018
17.
#BlowMindsWithATweet We’re all completely naked under our clothes. pic.twitter.com/k6ifDRZ5UJ
— Robin ???? (@RobinRashell) November 21, 2018
MIND. BLOWN.
Keryn Donnelly
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