It is the truth universally acknowledged that you should never break up with someone over a phone/ any communicative device.
Right? Wrong (apparently).
Breaking up with someone has come a long way.
Gone are the days of an awkward conversation or a stilted phone call.
Now – you just get a text. A very long text. With reasons. Like this one, that was received after they had been dating for seven weeks:
My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3 pic.twitter.com/EdAFS5lLKy
— Amy Nelmes (@amynelmes) November 13, 2014
Look, we understand that your cat is important, mate. But swearing being unlady like?
Bobo, we think you dodged a bullet here. Go and do it with an unacceptable number of sexual partners to celebrate.