As the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show gets underway today, you might be wondering: how is it humanly possible to look like that?
The show was opened by Behati Prinsloo clad in… well, I don’t know what you’d call it exactly. She was followed by Alessandra Ambrosio wearing all-white lingerie.
Every step these women take is one closer to being able to consume solids again. In 2012, model Adriana Lima revealed that she’d been on a liquid-only diet for more than a week pre-show to slim down.
Despite their puny proportions and motionless thigh-flesh, Victoria’s Secret models aren’t all fortunate DNA and g-strings.
In the lead-up to the annual show, in which models strut joyously down a runway in skin-tight, sparkly underwear that, let’s face it, probably causes thrush, the Victoria’s Secret “angels” are working out like Cathy Freeman circa August 2000.
They are boxing; they are doing something called aerial aerobics; they are working out with trainers who use words that are meaningless to me, like plyometrics and Tabata.
Watch the Victoria Secret models working out… Post continues after video.