If she asks you to hold her veil while she pees? You do so. If she asks you to grab her another piece of wedding cake? You go get that cake. If she asks you to wear a pair of shoes you consider absolutely unsightly? You better damn well swallow your pride and do it.
Victoria Beckham has just learned this lesson the hard way.
Over the weekend the former Spice Girl attended the wedding of Eva Longoria, who seized the opportunity to wield her bridal powers over her famous pal and force her to do the truly unthinkable.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold: photographic proof of celebrated fashion designer Victoria Beckham wearing a pair of ugg boots:
It seems she was as shocked as any of us, but decided to be a good sport about it.
“I can’t believe she put me in Uggs!! You can’t say no to the bride!!!!” the 42-year-old wrote on Instagram. No, you can’t.
You have to wonder, though: what are the implications of this image? Will VB ever be invited to Paris Fashion Week again? Has she just sacrificed all her hard-earned fashun cred — or, worse even, her claim to the nickname ‘Posh’?
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