Are you sick of having to compromise between wearing stylish jewellery and

 having a vibrator with optimum functionality?

How is it that we’ve put a man on the moon, but we haven’t yet figured out how to make a good quality sex toy that doubles as a fashionable necklace?

What are we? PHILISTINES?

No more, friends. A US company has solved the problem you never knew you had, and kindly released the Vesper – ‘a truly sexy piece of wearable tech’:

Yes. That is a vibrator necklace. It is a product that is currently available for you to spend your money on ( right here, if you’re interested).

And guess what? It’s USB-rechargeable, so you can just plug into your work computer while you reply to those emails and it’ll be ready to go by lunch:

The Vesper also comes in three gorgeous colours, so you can pick a vibrator to go with any outfit. Dinner with Grandma, that meeting with your boss, grocery shopping… The Vesper has you covered for any occasion:

Want to know more?

Check out the informative video right here: