Vanessa Hudgens and her partner in crime, Austin Butler, are in big trouble.
The couple spent their Valentine’s Day weekend getting their rocks off in the Arizona desert and spent February 14 in a place called the Coconino National Forest.
They commemorated the trip — and their love — by means as timeless as illegal.
They carved their names into a rock, like so:
Hudgens posted a snap on her Instagram account and was apparently dobbed in by one of her 15.8 million followers.
As it turns out there’s a federal law against “damaging natural surfaces”.
She’s now facing a criminal investigation and potentially six months in prison (or, more likely, a $US5000 fine).
Orange Is The New Black: Live, anyone?
Here she is celebrating reaching 7 million followers. Wonder if any of them ratted her out?