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As a sex editor, these are the 5 toys I'm eyeing up this Valentine's Day.

If there’s ever an appropriate* occasion to gift someone sex toys, it’s Valentine’s Day.

*Disclaimer: It is never appropriate to give your weird neighbour one. No matter how chill they seem, you will be reported to strata. Trust me.

But back to V-Day. It's the most romantic day of the year. And for some that looks like a bunch of flowers and a boujie dinner out, and for others it means gathering your besties up, having a b*tch about disappointing men, and ordering desserts to be delivered to your door. Both, utter perfection. But both also have room for a little improvement.

...with a sex toy. 

Hear me out. You're either buying a sex toy to use with your partner (which means a win for you too), to use solo (go you good thing), or as a present for a pal - and what greater gift is there than an orgasm?!

I'll wait. Because I know you won't be able to think of a better one.

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So, to share some vibrating wisdom with you, here are the five best sex toys that make for a genius Valentine's Day pressie for your partner, bestie or yourself. 

Bring on the rundown!

1. Sila-A by Lelo, $207 (was $259).

Who doesn't love a lux moment? For their vulva? On Valentine's Day? 

Well, this is the fanciest of fancy. Lelo are best known for their clever, sleek and ridiculously powerful sex toys, and this compact cutie sure lives up to that reputation.

Image: Lelo + Mamamia

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With gentle sonic waves and a 'large mouth' (yes, you read that correctly) the Sila-A has the ability to cup and caress your clitoris in ways many other toys can't. Plus, it's packaged up in this sophisticated way which makes me kinda want to take pictures of it. Weird? Maybe. Brilliant? Absolutely. 

This is the best sex toy for... the influencer in your life that wants to feel like they're giving themselves a five-star orgasm.

2. Curve by My ilo, $135.

Aussie owned and made, My ilo has managed to make all their sex toys look like fancy homeware pieces that you would proudly display on your coffee table. And their Curve toy is no different.

It looks like it's carved from marble, but is actually made of a super luxurious and soft silicone, meaning it's comfy on entry and makes the buzzes feel oh-so smooth. 

Image: Myilo + Mamamia.

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Oh, and the angels at My ilo donate $1 from every Curve sold to the Ovarian Cancer Research Foundation. So, that's like two gifts in one, right?

This is the best sex toy for... your aesthetically motivated pals.

3. Wilder Weekend Rechargeable Couple's Sex Toy Kit by Lovehoney, $94.97 (was $189.95).

Who doesn't love a buffet?!

Meet the sex toy equivalent of an all-you-can-eat feast. Featuring cock rings to prolong stamina and delay ejaculation, vibrators, jiggle balls, anal beads and penis sleeves. It's a goddamn smorgasbord!

Image: Lovehoney + Mamamia.

This spicy little kit is on sale for Valentine's Day, so if you're planning a getaway with your significant other, it may make for a good addition to your suitcase.

This is the best sex toy for.. surprising your partner. Shocked and satisfied faces await. 

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4. Plump by Vush, FREE when you get some cute Sheet Society goodies.

There is only one thing better than sex toys. And that is sex toys paired with really bloody lovely sheets. Which is why a genius collaboration between Vush and Sheet Society has me tickled pink this V-Day. 

If you think the name 'Vush' rings a bell, then that's probably because you've heard of their collab with Abbie Chatfield (which was brill, and you can read about here). But these buzzy folks have created another toy that I can confirm is an utter delight.

Meet the Plump. A squishy little egg sex toy that pulses so sensitively it's like someone is whispering on your clit. Told you, DELIGHTFUL. 

And the Plump (which usually costs $70) can be yours for free when you invest in those delicious sheets you've been eyeing off from Sheet Society for yonks. Yep, those incredibly lux cotton ones that come in a heap of dreamy colourways. You're welcome.

Image: Sheet Society + Mamamia.

All you need to do is spend $250 creating your custom set of fancy bedding on Sheet Society this week, and the champs there will send the Plump along with your order. That, my friends, is what we call a love match.

This is the best sex toy for... YOU, so you can treat yourself to a night in with your new sheets and your new very generous little friend.

*Promotion valid from Feb 8 until sold out. Order over $250 worth of Sheet Society products via the Sheet Society website here to claim your free sex toy.

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5. Escape clitoris suction vibrator by HappyMash, $195.00.

Don't feel like getting dressed up for Valentine's Day? No worries, let this little dude do it for you. Because, everyone else can totally see the button up suit style this vibrator is serving, right?!

HappyMash is an Aussie Lady Startup that makes the most fun sex toys on the planet. There, I said it. They are colourful, creative and designed with female pleasure in mind - making them a must-have in any sex toy drawer.

Image: HappyMash + Mamamia.

Plus, the Escape is a real multi-tasker. It can mimic oral sex with its flutter technology, and be used internally as a G-Spot vibrator. Plus, it's a general good-time-gal for external play too. 

Talk about overachieving?

This is the best sex toy for... literally anyone you respect. It's a brill gift for your partner to use on you and themselves, a very cute gift for a bestie and, to be honest, I don't know anyone who wouldn't be chuffed to recieve this sex toy. It's a champion choice. 

Which toy will you be picking for Valentine's Day? Let me know in the comments below.

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