I’ve allowed some questionable
people things in my vagina before, but not once has it ever crossed my mind to add glitter to that somewhat shady list. But, lucky for me and you, someone else has and vagina glitter bombs are now a real-life thing that people can purchase.
Because there’s nothing quite like expelling glitter from your genitals to take that unicorn obsession to the next level and let your sexual partner know you’re both fun and quirky, right ladies?!
Launched by US company Pretty Woman Inc., Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules are "an adult novelty item" designed to be inserted into the vagina and dissolve naturally over time, allowing the glitter within to be released. And incredibly, it has already sold out of stock.
According to their website, "It's [sic] only purpose is to add a sparkle and flavour to your natural vaginal fluids to make the experience of lovemaking that much more fun and enjoyable for you and your partner."
And if at this point you're thinking it's possibly a terrible idea to give money to a company that takes its name from a movie whose sole storyline is that rich men save poor women and teaches us that, yes, even sex workers have morals and feelings and deserve love too, you'd be right.