Anyone who’s ever read Perfume knows that bottling a woman’s essence is not just next to impossible, it’s also creepy as hell. And yet that’s what the creators of the world’s first “vaginal beer” claim to have done.
Introducing the craft beer equivalent of panty-sniffing, Bottled Instinct; brewed with bacteria from a woman’s vagina.
“Imagine woman of your dreams (sic), your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion,” the beer’s enigmatic creators Order of Yoni write breathlessly on their website.
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Why does it seem to be socially acceptable for people to be so disgustingly gross and vulgar, and to even market a product like this??? And we wonder why society's morals have been taking a nosedive of late ...
They should open a restaurant with the woman who made sourdough from her yeast infection. The woman who knits from the wool in her vagina could make cushion covers for the chairs, and they could hang some period blood artwork on the walls. Have a whole theme going, call it a Vagetarian restaurant.
hehe. I laughed at first - then I cried when I realised someone out there is actually going to take this seriously.
I'm at the copyright site right now, snapping up the obvious names. I got Vagetarian Restaurant already for $25.00. Don't worry Rush, I'll split the profits with you.
Sweet! We're going to be rich, RICH, I tell you!