Then this pair came to our attention.
Called the "high waist double jean", the designer denim is by Natasha Zinko.
Yes, that really is a high AND low waisted top, but the strange-ness doesn't end there.
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There's also the baggy bum and the contrasting light denim stripe down the side.
They cost $875.49 and the worst part? THEY'RE SOLD OUT. Yes, so many people have bought them there is no stock left.