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The internet is collectively gagging over this journalist's disturbing breakfast photo.

 

There are little bits of evil in this world, and then there are the full blown, pure kinds of hate.

This story falls into the latter kind.

Ian Abrahams is a sports journalist from the UK who, like many others, enjoys the odd pancake for breakfast. Especially on Pancake Day.

And if that was where the story ended, I’d be happy. Stoked, in fact. Because it would mean I wouldn’t have to put the words fish and pancake in the same sentence, let alone consider their marriage on the same plate.

But apparently Ian Abrahams wasn’t thinking about me when he posted a photo of his tuna-filled pancake on Twitter. In truth, he clearly wasn’t thinking about anyone’s emotions at all.

“No better breakfast than a nice Tuna Pancake or two or three,” Abrahams wrote alongside the photo of his tuna-laden pancake.

Except, there are things better than a “nice” tuna pancake for breakfast. All of the things are better. Every single thing.

And if, like me, you find yourself choking on your own breakfast just looking at the evil on the plate, rest assured, it absolutely gets worse and far more vomit-inducing.

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It’s warm. It’s a totally warm pancake filled with warm tuna and it warms my heart except it absolutely does not and the only thing that’s warm right now is my rising sense of rage.

These people understand:

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I have nothing else to say except for this:

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