Translations of 9 phrases women use. A public service announcement for the men who love us but don't understand what we're talking about..

Just love it Mia ... it's scary how true this is and how it's not something that we actually 'learnt' at school or you know, we have just naturally done this ... it's obviously embedded in our female job descriptions :-)
Although thinking about it, I guess we must have learnt it from our mother's and didn't even realise it.

This is so funny and it made me feel so much better because I am frequently asking myself:"Whats wrong with me,saying all those cliches and not being able to express myself properly,such as in "F... U" instead of boring "WHATEVER' :-)