Oh. Quiet please because this is very important.
If you find yourself lying awake at night, muttering to yourself, “What exactly are men looking for?” then GO TO SLEEP IMMEDIATELY because we have the answer.
Lori Alexander, a self-described Christian mother-of-four, outlines the three very specific things men want in a marriage on her blog, The Transformed Wife.
Firstly, a man does not want a woman who has gone to university, mostly because he doesn’t want your (stupid) debt. It’s inconvenient and a lil’ bit rude to bring debt into a marriage, you see.
Secondly, hymen please. Men want a woman who is a virgin for reasons that are unclear.
Speaking of unclear, thirdly, if you want a man to love you you’re not allowed to have tattoos. Alexander provides precisely no explanation as to… why… but we trust her implicitly because obviously.