By BERN MORELY
Seems as though us pesky women are at again! Apparently, not only are we ALWAYS up for it in the bedroom, we are starting to pressure our blokes to reciprocate.
Good news is though gals, the Abbott Government isn’t only encouraging couples to have a healthy sex life, it’s also going to help us to get there together. Errr, let me rephrase that so you can still eat your dinner. His Government is going to contribute cash towards a relationship counselor so we can discuss this apparent glut of women who are simply gagging for it.
Prime Minister Tony Abbott
I don’t know about you, but nothing screams sexy times to me like being reminded of this guy.
According to a recent article in the Daily Telegraph, Relationships Australia has confirmed that it is running government-funded group relationship counseling sessions on “Sex and desire” which is designed to help couples build intimacy in the pursuit of learning how to politely ask for sexual relations.”
Errm, I hope step one is learning how to instinctively help one another out around the house and maybe, just maybe, we won’t be so freaking exhausted and therefore, have some time for some quality time in the bedroom.
Weirdly though, the counsellors are finding it’s not the frequency that couples are complaining about, but rather, the initiator…
“Relationships Australia’s Grant Pearson said that men were “under pressure’’ to perform.
“We are finding a lot more women demanding sex and men being put under pressure,’’ Mr Pearson said.
“Women feel far more entitled. I think the men are reacting like anyone would.
Jesus, us women are just so damn entitled aren’t’ we?!
Okay, so I know many men out there are wondering where these “demanding women” are exactly. Look, I’m not saying it’s untrue but surely, it’s not the status quo?
In a completely contradictory comment, Mr Pearson went on to say
“Men doing the dishes is still an effective strategy to boosting your chances of a romantic evening.”
Errm, say what now? Ohhh, is that all us wimmin are waiting for? A man to come along, clean up up the cat shit and stack the dishwasher?
Oh, I know if my husband comes home and puts a load of washing on and vacuums, I immediately head on up to the bedroom and await him with my legs spread. (I really need a sarcasm font).
How about, we teach everyone in a relationship to function as considerate adults? To have the ability to communicate the words of: