For approximately 12 months, I’ve kept my addiction to watching people extract their tonsil stones on YouTube on the down low.
I refrain from bringing it up over dinner, and have never told any romantic partners. It’s something I do in private, and to be honest, I’m not entirely proud of it.
But today – I’m ready to confess.
Watch the video playing above to see one of the largest tonsil stone extractions caught on film.
I first heard the term ‘tonsil stones’ while deep diving on a Reddit thread about the most revolting things the body does (… obviously) because that is my idea of a hip and happening Friday night.

I knew as soon as I read it, that I needed to know more.
Tonsil stones are are lumps of calcified material that form in the tonsils. Our tonsils are full of small holes or crevasses, and bacteria, dead cells, food and mucus can become clogged. I am italicising every word that makes me want to vomit.
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The first time I realized I had a tonsil stone, I was nine years old. I'd woken up with a sore throat, and on peering at my tonsils in the mirror with a flashlight, I saw a white bump adhered to the side of one of them. I tried picking at it, but it was *stuck* there somehow, and wouldn't budge. When I told my mom, she assumed, not unreasonably, that I had the dreaded white tonsil spots of strep throat, so she took me to the doctor, who inspected my throat and told us that it was just a harmless tonsil stone and that I should gargle salt water etc and eventually it would pop out on its own. So I just went around with a big nasty white lump on my tonsil that I could feel every time I swallowed until I guess it did eventually come out--who knows.
Then, when I was fifteen or sixteen, I discovered that I did not have to just sit around and wait for them to fall out--I could actually take initiative and *squeeze* them out with a finger or a q-tip and get them OUT. Nor did I have to wait until there was so much compacted disgusting white matter that they announced themselves by poking out of my tonsil crevasses. How many years of crap had built up that I had a tonsil stone actually poking out of my tonsil?? Hell no--I realized that, even if I couldn't see them in there, nonetheless they were still often lurking inside. However! I could maintain a regular routine of tonsil squeezing that cleared out those cracks and holes.
Gargle salt water and passively wait until they pop out? Pay a doctor to extract them? No way!! I'll never stop taking matters into my own hands and squeeze-squeeze-squeezing, because throat cheese is DISGUSTING and I won't stand for it.