While everybody is asking, “Are they? Aren’t they?” over Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift’s rumoured romance, Piers Morgan is questioning what on earth has led the British actor to bring the male sex into disrepute.
His sin? Publicly fawning over his new girlfriend.
“Oh Tom,” Morgan exclaimed. “Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, TOM. What the hell were you thinking?????”
Oh, I don’t know, maybe he is smitten? Maybe he’s blissfully dating one of pop’s biggest stars? Maybe he just doesn’t care what the world thinks about his new flame?
But no, that is apparently irrelevant when you're aspiring to play a macho movie hero like James Bond. And so Morgan completely lays into Hiddleston in his latest column for the Daily Mail, accusing the actor of totally losing the plot for his public displays of affection.
The TV personality says he had been all for the Hiddleswift pairing when the news broke three weeks ago.
But their canoodling became too much for him when Hiddleston was spotted frolicking in the ocean with with Tay like "recently separated Siamese twins".
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 4, 2016
The beach antics were not the worst of Hiddleston's crime. It was the fact he was sporting a T-shirt printed with "I <3 T.S." and a heart-shaped tattoo with "T" in its centre that shook Morgan to his core.
How dare Hiddleston aspire professionally to be named the next Bond while in his personal life he is swooning over a woman?
Morgan prays it is just an elaborate hoax because the alternative is simply unthinkable: that the "man who would be Bond is a gigantic, toe-curling, insufferably infatuated and sycophantic wuss with women."The Sun
When the heck did sweeping romantic gestures become behaviour to be pilloried?
Did I miss the memo stating it is now socially unacceptable for a man to openly appreciate his significant other?
???????? A photo posted by Britany LaManna (@britmaack) on Jul 5, 2016 at 12:11pm PDT