Okay.No.

Australia’s Bachelorette, Angie Kent, is basically Aristotle and precisely no one has made enough of a fuss.

Where is Angie's statue pls.

You see, last night, while Angie was agonising over her choice between two men who could not have been more different, Timm Hanly and Carlin Sterritt, she flippantly remarked that it was as though she was deciding between a cavoodle and a three-legged mutt.

Did Angie just liken a human man to a dog with no known pedigree?Yes.

Did we immediately know which man was inevitably the cavoodle?

You, Sir, are a designer dog. Image via Instagram.

Yes.

Was it also the perfect analogy?Absolutely.

Our beloved Timm is a three-legged mutt because he always looks a little bit itchy. He is loved unconditionally but is also complicated, like when he couldn't stop yelling out the window at cows who were just minding their own business early in the morning.

Classic mutt doing a nervous jig.

Carlin is a cavoodle because he wouldneverurinate on an expensive rug. If Carlin were in a pet shop (hashtag adopt don't shop etc. etc.) then customers would absolutely pay $3000 for him. Timm, on the other hand, would be the dog yelping at nothing in particular and then getting distracted by his own butt hole.And we mean that affectionately.

We've watched this video of Angie breaking up with Timm like 14 times. Post continues below.

To be clear - one is no better than the other. Three-legged mutts and cavoodles are loved equally, but for different reasons. Which brings us back to Angie's profound wisdom.

Every heterosexual woman has to, at one point or another, make a choice between a cavoodle and a mutt. And just about every man can be placed into one of those categories. For example:

Bradley Cooper is a cavoodle:

A beautiful cavoodle with his ex-wife (awks). Image via Getty.

BUT JACKSON MAINE IS A THREE-LEGGED MUTT.

You need a good wash and a flea treatment.

If you're currently in a relationship, here's how to tell which type you're dating. Ahem:

Cavoodles

Mutts

Mate, are you right.

Here are some examples of some celebrity cavoodles:

Darling Osher.

Beautiful Hugh Jackman. Image via Getty.

David Beckham. Image via Getty.

Andy Lee. Image via Getty.

And some famous mutts...

Hamish. Goddamn. Blake Image via Channel Nine.

Russell Brand. Image via Getty.

Keanu Reeves. Image via Getty.

Joaquin Phoenix. Image via Getty.

I rest my case.

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