The very best pictures from Tim and Anna's luxurious European holiday.

Hello readers.

Do you want to know something that’s ridiculously unfair? While I’m sitting here… at my work desk… wearing 78 layers of clothing… drinking tomato soup made from a packet of processed powder…  the genetically blessed power couple Tim Robards and Anna Heinrich are doing this:

A photo posted by Tim Robards (@mrtimrobards) on Jun 13, 2016 at 3:17am PDT

Yes. YES. That is exactly what it looks like. The Bachelor’s Tim and Anna are on a luxurious, fancy, expensive European holiday. 

They’re spending their sunny days nearby various bodies of water lounging on various surfaces wearing various designer swimsuits. I mean LOOK at them, with their super white teeth being all tanned and healthy like they’ve never consumed a packet soup in their entire existence. I just… I cannot.


A photo posted by Tim Robards (@mrtimrobards) on Jun 15, 2016 at 4:42am PDT


Their couple photos, which are nothing short of lovely when taken in ‘Straya, are NEXT LEVEL in Europe. Basically, they look like a walking advertisement for eHarmony or that dating site for rich attractive people, EliteSingles.

"We found love on EliteSingles." - Tim & Anna (...Not really, but if you're telling me you can't see it you're totes lying.)


They’re just so goddamn perfect I think I’m gonna go stick my head in a bin for a little while.

For the full archive of Tim and Anna’s paradise holiday, click through the gallery below.

Tim and Anna talk about living together and how they renovated their stylish pad…

Video via Channel 10