Teens can be really interesting people in your house. They make you think about the world differently. They make you keep an open mind. They make you invent fun games like guess the amount of items on the bedroom floor (it’s kind of like guess the number of smarties in a jar but you will never ever win) and learn new languages so you say “get off that screen” in Norwegian (which Norwegian parents probably don’t have to say because their teens are hiking while knitting blankets for the homeless).
When you have teens in your house you get to keep in touch with popular culture, you get to watch movies together that you’re actually interested in, you get to eat dinners that have chilli in them, and sometimes, even, that really pungent variety of mushroom. It can be so glorious.
You also get to have parent teen fights. Which are the worst. Which can change your entire personality in the time it takes for someone opposite - or even behind you - to perform an eye roll. Basically you are up against the cocky, arrogant, black and white belief system and argument style of a supreme court judge crossed with the cunning, will and take-no-prisoners approach of a UFC champ.
I have two teens and a tween. I have no idea what they are thinking when we fight. I have a hunch their internal monologue goes something like: "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you .... Please I want this to stop but I don't know how. I can't believe you said that. Ha ha, she forgot she gave me $20 to get some bread three days ago and I never gave her the change."