And you thought you were kinky because sometimes you like to have sex with the lights on…..

Say g’day to 54-year-old 

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer

of Sweden who claims to have been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. Her surname translates into English as Berlin Wall.

I am not joking.

Eija said she’s been diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality. It means having sex with inanimate objects. Like, you know A WALL. (Yes, I hear you, I’m struggling with this too).

She has never had sex with a human.

She first fell in love with the wall when she was just 7-years-old. She visited it 5 times before marrying it in 1979 in front of a few guests.

She said,  "

I find long,    slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. The Great Wall of China’s attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier

."

When the wall was torn down in 1989, Eija’s heart broke. She said,  “

What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband.

" She still keeps models of her husband when he was in his prime.

If you want to visit her website (isn’t the Internet a wonderful thing?) you can learn more about the whole crazy mess. Or not.

[source: D Listed ]