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We can probably all agree that the best part of the current US election can be summarised in one word: memes.

You see, everyone is feeling a little disillusioned by the whole ‘a-man-who-had-his-own-reality-show-a-few-years-ago-and-hates-women-could-be-the-leader-of-the-Western-world’ thing.

Thankfully, although we live in a particularly depressing political climate, we also exist at the same time as social media — and thus, the possibility of live commentary of the joke that is Donald Trump.

So instead of trying to explain to you whatever the hell just happened in the third and final presidential debate, I’m simply going toshowyou via a selection of sufficiently witty tweets.

Ahem.

We fully prepared ourselves for complete chaos. Because Donald Trump doesn’t understand the concept of ‘taking turns.’

“Each candidate will have 2 minutes to answer, uninterrupted”

*Laughter* #debatenight pic.twitter.com/pdCCY6uYrz

— Harrison Boyd (@HarrisonMBoyd) October 20, 2016

Trump said he wanted to keep the constitution the way it was meant to be.

THE. CONSTITUTION. THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE.

1. Blacks couldn’t vote 2. Women couldn’t either 3. Slavery was legal. #debatenight pic.twitter.com/21X9B87m1w

— Saditty No Meaux (@RedBeKnowing) October 20, 2016

The debate moved to the topic of abortion.

“And then he said they rip babies from the womb one day before birth!” #debatenight pic.twitter.com/Ez8tV0whuT

— Roger Erik Tinch (@tinch) October 20, 2016

But wait no, seriously.

When I see men debate a woman’s right to an abortion. This is 2016 y’all. This should have been left in the 70’s. #debatenight #debate pic.twitter.com/ycA8pdKSA2

— Bougie Black Girl (@BougieBlackGurl) October 20, 2016

Trump used the word ‘bigly.’

Stop trying to make #bigly happen, it’s not going to happen! #debate #debatenight pic.twitter.com/nOYArlYWHn

— Joy Jihyun Jeong (@joyjeong_) October 20, 2016

Trump appears to know nothing about foreign policy/Russia/US intelligence. Pretty sure he says some scary shit.

Trump’s advisors: Sir, you have to stop saying ‘China.’ Trump: JAPAN Trump’s advisors: ???? #debatenight

— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) October 20, 2016

When Donald gets his tiny hand on the nuclear codes #DebateNight pic.twitter.com/yo783AOeL9

— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) October 20, 2016

Been taking a drink every time he says “disaster” and I am literally dead. #debatenight #drunktweetthedebate

— Lindsay Ellis (@thelindsayellis) October 20, 2016

when you realize you baited Trump into saying nice things about Russia and calling US intelligence a bunch of liars #debatenight pic.twitter.com/PJBJrhlpQq

— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 20, 2016

He says something about ‘bad hombres’ and Twitter officially goes into meltdown.

bad ombres pic.twitter.com/46FkEMgtKx

— Mark S. Luckie (@marksluckie) October 20, 2016

“Bad Hombres” sounds like a Quentin Tarantino thriller starring Danny Trejo and Josh Brolin. #DebateNight #BadHombres

— Josh Olin (@JD_2020) October 20, 2016

Hillary calls Trump Putin’s ‘puppet,’ and like the genius debater he is, Trump replies, ‘YOU’RE THE PUPPET.’

#debatenight Hillary: You’re a puppet Trump: No YOU’RE the puppet Puppet: pic.twitter.com/K65VzgTRcS

— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) October 20, 2016

Hillary delivers the perfect contrast of her and Donald’s lives.

“On the day I was in the Situation Room helping to bring Bin Laden to justice, you were hosting the Celebrity Apprentice.” #debatenight pic.twitter.com/HmSmyq2MhR

— Ava DuVernay (@AVAETC) October 20, 2016

Trump continues to interrupt with ‘MY TURN.’

“my turn” #debatenight pic.twitter.com/BvTttyh2HV

— Ziwe (@ziwe) October 20, 2016

Trump is challenged on his alleged sexual assaults. Responds by saying a) they women accusing him are just fame hungry, and b) he hasn’t even apologised to his wife.

Yeah we all know how women LOVE the fame & attention they get when they come forward w being sexually violated #debatenight

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) October 20, 2016

OMG! A white man denying sexual assault! #debatenight pic.twitter.com/4z3ZWgsYhB

— Chris Klemens (@ChrisKlemens) October 20, 2016

“I didn’t even apologize to my wife.” -Donald Trump finally telling the truth #debatenight

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) October 20, 2016

Sorry we’re still not over this moment.

While she was getting Osama, you were hosting Celebrity Apprentice. #debatenight #everythingyouneedtoknow pic.twitter.com/t86l1GqxTp

— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes) October 20, 2016

Trump generally says a lot of things that definitely are not true.

Donald probably shouldn’t bring up fact checks. #debatenight pic.twitter.com/DqhTMCxRfm

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) October 20, 2016

Hillary continues to roast Trump.

“Trump Foundation took money from other people and bought a 6-ft portrait of Donald. I mean, who does that?” – Hillary Clinton. #debatenight pic.twitter.com/uhLim7bXWx

— Good Morning America (@GMA) October 20, 2016

Trump (incorrectly) argues he can’t be quoted.

“You don’t have any quotes from me. I’ve never made a single quote. And you can quote me on that.” -Donald Trump #debatenight

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) October 20, 2016

This is Hillary’s general attitude.

When he opens his mouth #debatenight pic.twitter.com/VCk2E566L9

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 20, 2016

When an unqualified man mansplains your career to you. #debatenight

Clare Stephens

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