OK, well maybe I would. BUT I WOULD NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
UK designer and clearly lunatic Antonio Beradi has designed these absurd shoes that have been bought by Gwyneth, Uma and Posh. So he says.
According to the designer who clearly has feminist leanings because I personally think they look very empowering to walk in and would be particularly suitable for the busy, multi-tasking life of the modern woman:
"When you walk, it is almost on tiptoe. You look really dainty."
Yes you do. Oh, wait. No you don’t. YOU LOOK STUPID. Unless you’ve always wanted to be a geisha in which case you should also try foot binding. Dainty.
MORE SILLY SHOES AFTER THE JUMP!