Here is a comprehensive list of people who do not belong in Fiji:
- Stu Laundy
- Jarrod… Woodgate.
There’s not enough sunscreen in the world that will stop them from becoming offensively sunburnt this entire time, and it’s giving all of Australia anxiety.
OH SHHH PLS IT’S OSHER.
He is on holiday in Fiji too, in a villa not particularly close to anything, but he doesn’t care because you can tell by his a) face and b) shorts that he was very excited to be invited.
Speaking of shorts, Osher has the calves of a European man who spends a great deal of time outdoors. And we like it.
We begin with Jarrod meeting Sophie's parents, but not before eight solid minutes of unnecessary flashbacks. WE WERE THERE. ESPECIALLY LAST NIGHT WHICH HAPPENED LESS THAN A DAY AGO.
They met six weeks ago and according to our calculations that was LAST MONTH, which is too soon for flashbacks. Jesus.
Our response to most of this episode is as follows: